Steven:

Mario: We can only assume that Beethoven was reading their lips. Or reading their speech bubbles.

Jeff:

Steven:

Mario: A most proper Mole Person.

Jeff: I'm guessing Over There is a lot more sane.

Jake: The upper-crust Opera glass world has yet to learn that wearing white after Labor Day is no longer a fasion faux-pas.

Steven:

Mario: Regular Luigi is probably perfectly fine with underwater asphyxiation. I'm not sure about Mama Luigi's opinion on the matter though.

Jeff:

Jake: Looking back, I wish I had gone all out and conformed to Bubble Bobble physics by making the Ninji spin wildly off screen and turn red. You live, you learn.

Steven:

Matt:

Mario: For his new addition to the cast page, I had to give the condescending bird art teacher a name. I chose Mr. Arzt, both for its sounding like "art" and as a Lost reference.

Jeff:

Jake: However, a Mario 2 romhack featuring Excitebike and Bubble Bobble is certainly a lot less ridiculous than Wilford Brimely Battle.

Matt:

Steven:

Mario: The laptop is making Cookie Monster eating sounds. The dragon is being eaten.

Jeff:

Jake: The User was playing Dope Wars in this very special episode.

Matt:

Steven:

Mario: Just watched my first episodes of Will It Blend? the other day. I'm still waiting for the episode where they blend the very fabric of space-time. Or possibly another blender made of antimatter.

Jeff:

Jake: I don't agree with President Phone-Head Man advocating retroactive immunity for the telecommunications companies after they allowed illegal federal wiretaps for suspected terrorists.

Matt: