Jeff: Someday I'm going to buy a huge 80's cell phone, crack it open and put a regular, non-80's cell phone inside of it.
I'll be the coolest guy on the block.

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Jeff: Aviator goggles and billowing scarves are a sure sign of some sort of pilot. Even giant catbot pilots.

Jeff: I question the choice of putting the cockpit behind the eyes like that though, you can't add in the eye laser upgrade with the control room in the way.

TS: I'm guessing Over There is a lot more sane.

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Jeff: Her dress is really unflattering, it's like a tarp.

Jeff: Can you think of a better death squad?
I didn't think so.

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Jeff: Rich Uncle Pennybags fell on hard times after Short Line was acquired by the Electric Company.

Jeff: But no mention of all your nieces and nephews? For shame, Uncle, for shame.

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Jeff: The dry cleaning man looks so bored.