Paul: In case you were wondering, it was the cliff that 'he' jumped off of.

Paul: ... True story.

Mario: Paul sure does like to give me a minimum of material to work with. He practically begs for me to throw in random crap like the AIM Man.

Mario: Is he saying his name before every statement? And if so, how would a listener perceive 'red' text? Is that shouting? Or is it possible to have some sort of 'red' inflection when speaking? And how can I learn how to do this?

Oh, there we go.

Paul: If I had an age gun, I would shoot it at Britney Spears' chest.

Paul: If I had an age gun, I don't think it would work on Bob Saget. He is, after all, the most powerful sorcerer in the known universe.

Mario: Witch's Brew would not be where it is today without the magical Google image search. Bless you Google.

This has little or nothing to do with Bob Saget/AIM Man.

Mario: You know, the Olsen Twins are 18 now. Some guys point this out to celebrate the fact that they can think dirty thoughts about the Olsen Twins without getting weird looks (though they still will), but I twist the truth into some perverted alien conspiracy theory (this will also get me weird looks, no doubt).

Paul: After sinking into obscurity in America, Kid and Play moved to Japan to endorse McDonald's fast food restaurants.

Paul: While creating this image, I was served.

Mario: I'm still not entirely certain whether "service" or "servitude" would be the proper word when talking about getting served. The source material never sufficiently elaborated on the subject.

Mario: An unchecked serve is a dangerous thing. Please, before wantonly serving another human being, read the owner's manual.

Paul: Little known fact, Ray Charles could kick Ronald Reagan's sorry Alzheimer's ass.

Paul: I have nothing left to say...

Mario: Let this go down in history as the first (and most likely last) animated Witch's Brew panel "evar". I consider the backwards "RIP" to be my greatest contribution to mankind's evolution. Again, "evar".