New Product: by Paul and Mario (4/14/2003 - 4/18/2003)
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Mario: Blinded by the light. |
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Mario: I always loved Arrow'd Guy. |
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Mario: Those beeps and boops wouldn't add up to "9-1-1-Send" any way you slice it, unless he's got some crazy speed-dial that actually takes longer than dialing the actual number. Which, uh, he does. |
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Mario: Hey, the first time he burst into flame sans explanation! The presence of a cell phone is a coincidence. |
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Mario: Wait, disk jockey? How did I not notice the "on hold" bit that I'd started? Because I'm crazy-weird, that's why. |
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Mario: I've had very similar dreams. |
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Mario: I liked inventing the phrase "asphixiatory suppression". I also liked inventing The Salesman, though I didn't realize it at the time. |
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Mario: The Salesman can use an asterisk in speech, and put the disclaimer outside of his field of speech! That's pretty damn amazing. |
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Mario: I always wanted something like this to be in a mall. I'm sure people would appreciate it. Especially if it were in lieu of a map. |
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Mario: You can't see it, but it's a brick. Now you know. |
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